Un-Shocking Departure

The Giants came around and traded Shockey to New Orleans. Not Shocking. Pun intended.

Alexander MIA

I think it's time to call Jack Malone. Shaun Alexander has been missing FAR longer than 24 hours.... dropped off the face of the earth... floating out there as a free agent. Please keep your eyes out for this former Seattle RB. But we all know that after 48 hours...

Pat Lynch

New England, the team with an aging defense, picks up young and spry John Lynch... Already stacked with 'veterans' like Ted Bruschi, Rodney Harrison, and Mike Vrabel.

I'm sure that a Patriot Fan might argue that they added a rookies Jerode Mayo, Shawn Crable, Terence Wheatley, and Jonathan Wilheight on their defense.

Either way, their team is strong...

AFC East Beefs Up QB

With the additions of BF and CP, both additions which can only improve these weak teams' performance, the league just got a little bit stronger. Are the Pats shaking in their pants? Not yet. Not yet.

No More Hangin Round Chads


With BF starting at the Meadowlands, the need for rhodes scholar Chad Pennington is nil. Of course there are maybe 2 or 3 teams who actually sucked worse than the Jets last year... and that included the fins. So, Bill Parcels being the sharp guy he is, realized Chad haaaas to be better than ... who do they have again??... yeah. Exactly.

What Eve and 85 have in common

New fame is coming to the other half of these word paired names. First the infamous Pakman Jones announced he would no longer be Pakman. He will return to his birth givenname...Adam.

On the other end, Chad Johnson wants to shed his birthright and change his name to Octo Cinquo. That's right. 85 en espangol. I can see the tombstone now:

Here lies Octo Cinquo,
Vaguely remembered for his football skills,
Notorious for his pathetic attempts at rebellion.'

Nice.

The New York B-R-E-T-T-S

These updates have been long overdue. Its that time of the year and I'm back! Here's some food to get you started.

So by now if you haven't heard that Favre, after playing a game of chicken with the Packs, has been traded to the J-E-T-S. I think Brett will enjoy the NY media at first. He loves attention... but when they lose a few games in the first month, his talent and decisions will come under quick and harsh criticism. Worse than his old grand-ole daddy could prepare him for using a thousand lashes with a wet noodle.

Will brett survive the NJ air, playing 'home' games at another teams' stadium... I doubt it. He'll retire very quickly.

Again..